Poor woman with the broken filter cannot keep a job!

How does a woman with a broken filter hold down a job with "regular" people? Easy... she doesn't. I don't mean to be too forward or mean, it just happens. My thoughts do not check with my brain before running straight out of my mouth, they just, well, GO! I suppose if you've gotta go, you just gotta go...

WTF?

They make it too damn easy for me I mean, how the hell can I hold on and keep control of myself when people keep being so.... easy targets? I'd like to take all the blame unto myself and say that I should be able to control myself, but it's really not that simple. I mean, come at me looking like they do or sharing way too much about their personal lives with me? If I were like you, I would just nod my head and not say all the wrong things, but I am me, and wrong or not, (obviously to me they are spot-on!) words are going to come out of my mouth and chances are you will not like what I will be saying to you... For example: I get temporary assignments through a temp agency (Whose name I will protect) and have been asked not to come back two times in a year! The second time was wholly justified - I mean, allow ME to stand around for over 7 hours not working and things could get Ugly! And they did. Small talk is fine for Most, but it can be dangerous for me. I might have said something about how one young woman was going to HELL because she wasn't married and had 2 kids with a live-in, nor did she wish to be married...ever. What? She "doesn't believe in marrying a piece of paper" - excuse me? HE IS NOT a piece of PAPER - IDIOT!